just said "I'm using these stations,
to shake out my
loads in strategic locations,
to deliver it all in one
night is a burden,
and for the past fifty years my back has been hurtin".
Everyone laughed for they knew what he meant
He gained so much weight the sleighs rudders were bent.
Now I've worked in the cold but I never felt such a chill,
when, up on the manlift came Safety Bill.
"This sleigh is unsafe it's a hazard contraption,"
No one expected his angry reaction.
flying all day and into the night,
the loads not tied
off, and you haven't a light.